Dear Lady of the Manners,
I was shopping at the thrift store for worn looking teddy bears and this appeared stuffed at the bottom of the bin. I felt sorry for it being stuffed under the weight of what looked like 100 unwanted beanie babies and took it home and put it among my own plush collection. I am guessing it has been on the computer while I was gone because it says it wants to become Clovis the devil bunny’s minion and who am I to say no to that. So if Clovis accepts I would like to send you an otter.
Edit because I can’t reply to reblogs as far as I know but I am packaging up the otter now and will send him next week.